The Worst Aversion

On Sunday night, around 9:15pm, I ate a slurp of stir fried chow fun noodles sliding under an egg drop sauce with slices of cod and green onion. My father's leftovers. For dessert, I finished what was left of a small square of chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and washed a bowl of Mexican blueberries I had purchased the day before at the farmer's market. I went to sleep happy and full until around 3:30am when I woke up feeling slightly strange. After playing a mental game of Battleship with my stomach, I had to surrender when my devilish dinner wanted OUT.

I know you're not supposed to blame the most recent thing you've eaten when food poisoning strikes, but after 9 hours of sweaty fits, troubled sleep and undignified bathroom behavior, I'm pretty sure I can't stand the sight of blueberries anymore. I caught a glimpse of some in a photograph today and I had to blink away my disgust. I suspect it was the blueberries since everything else I ate on Sunday had been shared with people who weren't sick at all. But worse than this reasonable deduction...am I really to believe that I won't love chocolate cake anymore? This cannot be.

Taste aversion is a well-studied topic amongst psychologists and behavioral scientists. I once read a report about wolves that happened to feed on strategically placed rabbits injected with a solution designed to induce vomiting. The result? Farmers had more bountiful hare crops that year.

But to take away one of my true loves? The food fairies have done me wrong. I'm hopeful that the passion for my favorite dessert will return because at the moment nothing sounds tempting to me, not chocolate cake, not the wonderful leftover bouillabaisse in my fridge, not pizza from Lamonica's. I can't hate ALL of these things forever, can I? Oh, this is a very sad day. Despite the fact that I lost 5 pounds overnight, if I can get my appetite back, I won't mind the return of the pudge. Seems like those two might go hand in chubby hand.